I'm not after the earth, a few quid would be great!
If a 100 people donate £2.50, I'll have enough for a new motor!
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I know being a younger guy this won't be of interest to you except that if it ever came about I promise to buy you another car! Below is an idea my brother in law mailed me, feel free to pass it on if you wish, Bob.
ReplyDeleteAN OPEN LETTER TO THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER
Dear Mr. Darling,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They must send their kids to school / college /university - Crime rate fixed
5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco / petrol a week ..... there's your money back in duty / tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.